I’d play that thing like a harmonic

You can keep that almond joy, I'll take that MOUNDS

3 finger gap. I'm in. good one

She's built like a cheetah

She’s got a smokin body but the face is a 55 year old

1. Bitch got oil residue on the bulb 2. I don’t want to here bitches complaining how I can’t find the hole ever again

siren calls a singin

What?

She knows how to do this and said “last time” because she keeps touching that bulb with her greasy fingers.

Nice headlights

I can fix her… car

I’m a sucker for a good thigh gap…….🫠🫠🫠

What’s going on downstairs? It looks like that time I took the clothes off my sisters Barbie.

I had to stop watching this. I kept yelling at the screen that she's doing it wrong.

☠️

Just gross

Ummm, what is she doing?

That was a good looking woman 30 years ago, now she looks like she got piss flaps like John Waynes saddle bags.

You are a sexist, objectifying pig!! We can be friends.

Who is this babydoll

Ya sure it’s not a flute?

MID

Like a harmonic? I D I O T

I bet you can hear the ocean when you put your ear next to it, like a seashell.

😅😋