I'd rather crash on north sentinel island

1.5 minutes in and we finally get "dial 9 1 1 on your phone"

Thats the average mental reaction time

Lots of curiosity, zero compassion or empathy. Seriously, the very least you can do is put down the phone, sit by the victim. Put your hand on his shoulder and say, "the ambulance is on its way, you're going to be OK".

They don't see you as the same thing as they are... and they're right

Honestly I was waiting for them to start going through their pockets.

at least she didn't start twerking on the plane

*panicking to dead stick land your plane* *look out window and see the “MLK Blvd” sign* *push stick straight down*

Planet of the Apes 2.

Better chance of getting an ambulance if you crashed in the orangutan exhibit.