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Idk Bout Y'all. But when it Comes to My Weed Plug. We got A Diff Kinda Arrangement. Ion Really be Payin for My Tree. He just want Me to Hop up In the Back and Get His Eating Fix On. He be Claimin I'm Small Like his BM, But...

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