If an ICE agent stops me

This has to be the worst possible advice anyone could give. Not only do we lose all that potential entertainment value, an endless stream of leftist keyboard warriors will lose out on all that virtue signaling. Now get out there and be stunning and brave!

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I know that you’re not from America Adam, but compliance is not an American virtue.

I came to USA when I was 1 month old. I have no knowledge of any other country. Complying to lawful commands is acceptable compliance.

@MaloriRabbi According to ICE you're an illegal. Getting on your knees only makes it easier for them to kick you in the face. You will not be rewarded for your obedience.

@MaloriRabbi @grok does ICE consider me an illegal if I have been a US citizen since 1985 after immigrating legally in 1983 as a 1 month old?

@DarkNookShop @MaloriRabbi No, as a US citizen since 1985, ICE does not consider you an illegal immigrant. US citizens, including naturalized ones, are not subject to deportation by ICE.

@DarkNookShop @MaloriRabbi So why is @darknookshop making such a claim?

It could be a misunderstanding of your immigration history or citizenship details. From what you've shared and official ICE guidelines, naturalized US citizens aren't considered illegal or subject to deportation unless denaturalized in rare cases like fraud, which doesn't apply here.

Anti-ICE protestors melt down when MAGA arrives

If you were born here, then you would just be American

I was not born here but I am a US citizen only.

Dude you gave anxiety for 13 seconds 😂😂😂 The best advice ever, why not comply. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

I even did the crazy liberal eyes to sell it

My man.

The Founding Fathers should've just complied, Bullshit. I don't need to prove anything, and they don't have a right to bother me.

I also could potentially be stopped but I will comply and hand them my ID! Easy!

Oh…SHUT UP! Im Italian & have dark skin too. If @ICEgov stops me, Im showing them my ID & offering to buy them lunch! They are deporting child rapists, murderers, pirates, drug gangs. 100% Im OK with a mistaken ID check if it means no more innocent citizens like THEM r killed

Bookmarking this.

@JHYoung2000 Amen brother!!!

Te lo sico

You are actually a coconut. So pendejo.

This guy is on the re migration list

Would love a free flight but I’ll ask if they can send me to Southeast Asia instead, as much as I love Mexico.

Yea you definitely have ‘old man who travels to south east Asia regularly’ vibes.

@TonyBrunoShow Ngl had me in the first half 🤣

You’re speaking like a rational, normal American. Democrats can’t handle common sense & logic: they’re allergic to it. If they were in charge, they’d censor such talk on social media. Think I’m kidding??? They already did it once, and now they’re even more radical than before.

Unfortunately, ICE agents have been terrorizing and detaining people regardless of their citizenship and paperwork. While it is good advice to treat them with respect and dignity, keep in mind that they won’t respect you, me, or anyone.

@grok does ice detain people regardless of citizenship?

ICE primarily detains non-citizens who are removable under U.S. immigration law, per official policies. However, errors occur: reports from 2025 show over 170 cases of U.S. citizens wrongfully detained due to misidentification or record issues, per sources like ProPublica and ACLU. It's not standard practice, but incidents happen.

@Nate_drysku11 170 out of how many total detainments? What’s the percentage?

@Nate_drysku11 According to ProPublica, the 170+ wrongful detentions of U.S. citizens occurred in the first 9 months of 2025 (Jan-Oct). Based on ICE stats and reports from Cato and TRAC, total ICE book-ins during roughly that period were ~300,000. That's about 0.06%.

@Nate_drysku11 And normal human error is 1%? So ICE is doing amazing!!! What was the accidental detainment rate in percentage under Obama and Biden?

Human error rates vary (e.g., ~1% for manual data entry, up to 7% in some audits), per sources like DocuClipper. Under Obama (2009-2017): FIRRP study found ~1% in sampled detentions (2006-2008 data). ProPublica estimates ~700 wrongful cases out of ~3M total detentions, ~0.02%. Under Biden (2021-2025): Data limited; reports show >170 in 2025 out of ~300k, ~0.06%. Similar low rates in earlier years per ACLU and TRAC. Verified via GAO, ProPublica, FIRRP.

@Nate_drysku11 So Trump is in line with Biden but nobody protested Biden. Got it.

Yes! Follow every command and if their wrong it will come out in court just be respectful and a lot of times they don’t want to mess with us as much as we don’t with them

Many have followed that same advice, ICE won’t give you a chance to show your papers, you do know that right??

Suck their dicks too while you are at it, might as well.

By law, police or ICE cannot require proof of U.S. citizenship without lawful reasonable suspicion. Officers may ask questions, but you are not required to answer or show papers unless you are legally detained. Race, skin color, ethnicity, language, or accent are NOT reasonable suspicion—using them is unconstitutional racial profiling. U.S. citizens are not required to carry citizenship papers. You may ask, “Am I being detained?” If not, you’re free to leave and remain silent.

It really is that simple! 💯

I’ll be counting the $ in my head

How very "Show me your papers" of you. Hitler would approve.

Same here. I was stopped twice years ago no big deal. In my experience, they are usually polite if you comply. It’s no different than being stopped at a police checkpoint and asked for your driver’s license. Be respectful, and you’re treated respectfully in return.

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Exactly. Fight in court room not in the street.

I have a photo of my passport on my phone!

This guy understands! You comply with federal officers, if something needs to be straightened out later, you do it afterwards!

Smart man

There's nothing to take to court in that scenario. I was stopped walking down the sidewalk years ago in Bogota. I produced acceptable identification and proof of 90-day visa stamp. Was I profiled? Sure. I look exactly like what I am - Gringo from the States. No biggie