If I ever go missing…

3-4 friends? Dang, this guy is a social butterfly. That’s too many for me.

Imagine this man’s eulogy. “He was very tolerable as long as you didn’t make him talk too much.”

He's annoying. I'll give him that. Or, maybe I should say he WAS annoying now that he's gone missing. 🤔

I feel like we are talking about my husband. 😂

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"...neutral energy with sarcastic undertones..." Sounds like a wine tasting review. I agree with his sentiments.

And don’t use as my search picture that SHIT PHOTO from my parents Facebook in 2009. I’ll come back and square up

We are obviously twins & I was given up for adoption. 😂

Or I was given up for adoption! 😂

Is this accurate? 🤣 Missing: Playteaux * Really a Brunette, has blonde highlights to hide the grey * Has bird wallpaper in her house * Likes gumbo & king cake * Doesn’t like the left

Same here. But I’m very much an introvert, so it’d be a while until they realized I was missing. 😉

Bahahahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣♥️

Insert @DatelineNBC narrator voice: …”His farts brought out the dead…”

Not the group chat lurker.🤣🤣

Never ever say I would give you the shirt off my back either. If so-I’m a goner

Accuracy is important, but I want adulation and praise…I raised 4 kids…I f’n deserve it!

He’s so right tho! All missing person sound like can’t hurt a fly Saint! I like his bluntness! It’s cathartic!

Same

Lol, that’s actually a very big club that he is in. I suspect many of us are members!!! 😂

He has more friends than I do!😂

The problem is, some people will see you as someone who lights up the room. What if they don't think they're lying?

That's one of my biggest rubs about obituaries They turned everyone into a saint and they never say who these fantastic souls really were, warts and all~ ❣️❣️❣️✔️

I would love to know if anyone will say they missed his big 🍆instead of the typical sweet person thing

Lol every single show says their loved one didn't have one enemy. Everyone loved them. 😂 This is great and more accurate than u know.

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I don’t want my eulogy to start with she lived life to the full. Because at times I didn’t, did I want to live a fulfilling life yes, was it always not, did I work for it yes and at times I was helpless and hopeless. That’s more real.

“I’ve been annoyed since 2009” 😂😂😂

I appreciate his realistic take on things.

I get this. While my Dad never said his views publicly, he was pissed that my Grandfather, who m@lested my mom and her sister, was given great honors at his funeral. We shouldn’t speak ill of the dead but we don’t need to lie.

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OMG, he's right ,lol

Hilarious 🙌🏻😂

Perfection…. 😆 …. acurate. Wonder Why is algo telling me to watch this… 😆 Unlimited sarcasm… 100%

✍️ …got it. Full embargo! No sugarcoating No media coverage to be embellished * apparent Italian absent since (rough date) Forget about it 🤷🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️

I just found my soulmate.

I hear you! Like how will we find you if they’re feeding us false info 💀

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