If I was a midget, I’d do this all the time.

@RyanPatrick1991 We need a distinction between dwarfs (people with dwarfism) and dwarves (the mythological and fantasy race.)

@RyanPatrick1991 Dwarf sounds worse to me than midget

@RyanPatrick1991 Yeah you’re not going to tell me what I can and can’t say. Thank you.

@RyanPatrick1991 The little urinal is for kids, short people, and any man who needs to take a piss. Wait in line just like the rest of us.

@RyanPatrick1991 Midget is not bad, it’s perfect.

@RyanPatrick1991 This guy sat in my C-130 cockpit from Mazar-I-Sharif to Bagram, Afghanistan telling us jokes the whole time. Great dude.

@RyanPatrick1991 OK, so let’s correct this myth. The little urinals are not strictly for midgets. It’s for children and any adults who are not tall enough to reach the normal journal. It is most definitely not just for midgets.

@RyanPatrick1991 I genuinely thought them little ones were for kids 😂😂

@RyanPatrick1991 Who is doing that interview, is that Jay Mohr?!?!?

@RyanPatrick1991 This guy admitted to raping some chick a few years back

@RyanPatrick1991 I'll be honest, midget is my go to, because 80's, 90's, and 00's it was the only term. I've always disliked "little person" but I'm willing to say Dwarf. I mean that is the literal medical condition. I think I would prefer M but you want D, I'll give ya D.

@RyanPatrick1991 How bout I say whatever the fuck I want

@RyanPatrick1991 I always thought if I was a midget that I would much rather be called a midget. “Dwarf” sounds way worse lol. Makes you sound like a creature. Little person sounds even worse haha. Like… you’re a person… you’re just… not quite a normal one… you’re a little one

@RyanPatrick1991 10 yo kid said I was here first

@RyanPatrick1991 it’s just the toilet you have to wait in line for like everyone else you little shit

@RyanPatrick1991 “Don’t call me midget, call me dwarf” tf why do you wanna sound like a fairy tail creature

@RyanPatrick1991 Yosemite Sam live action character found! Would be perfect for the part.

@RyanPatrick1991

@RyanPatrick1991 You mean the child’s urinal. Right?

@RyanPatrick1991 “THIS URINAL AINT BIG ENOUGH FOR BOTH OF US BOY 🤠🤠🤠”

@RyanPatrick1991 Am I the only one who thinks Midget sounds infinitely better than Dwarf lol?

@RyanPatrick1991 Vertically challenged.

@RyanPatrick1991 Rob Mcelhenny is so much shorter that he is in the show

@RyanPatrick1991 Dude you gonna wait. The little urinal is for kids. Lol. You can skip me cuz you use the little potty. Hahahaha.

@RyanPatrick1991 Midget is perfect.

@RyanPatrick1991 Everybody want their version of “nigga”. I guarantee he call his other little pals midgets.

@RyanPatrick1991 Midget dwarf elf munchkin leprechaun Pygmy runt scrub peewee dink wee bitty half pint miniature Tom Thumb liliputian squab tiddler stubby

@RyanPatrick1991 Gnomes 🤣😭

@RyanPatrick1991 I don't care if it's spelled differently, it sounds the same to me and I will always chuckle at the idea of someone calling themselves "dwarfs." It's like saying "I'm not a wizard, I'm a weizard. Don't call me a tall person"

@RyanPatrick1991

@RyanPatrick1991 🤣👍

@RyanPatrick1991 Why do they both look they they’re related to Miles Teller?

@RyanPatrick1991 Wait your fucking turn like the rest of us do at the big people peepee

@RyanPatrick1991 @LibertyLockPod twins 🤯

@RyanPatrick1991 I use the short urinals because I don't like the feel of cold water