If life were like a videogame:

"electricity.. it powers our city" really is such a video game line. you know the main villian is motivated by accumulating as much power as possible of this mysterious "electricity"

I do love the considering nod you give the phone screen repair man.

Is it weird that I'm trying to work out if the tortoise is actually there in the park?

Yeah, it killed me.

Nearby, scrawled into the ground, is the mysterious phrase, "Why is it always dog?"

Looks like the old Pritchard house is for sale

oh god what have I done

You are in grave danger.

And then the video loops because you have extra lives

@SeanBurkeShow Hey it's one of the dogs from eden ring