If Michael Saylor went on Shark Tank

The boss retweeted this one

10/10 masterwork

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Ok that’s pretty funny 🤣

Who made this? lol

Me

This is a little too spot on 😭

great job

That is how MSTR Bears think. Hilarious though.

one tweak... "in exchange for a depreciating percentage of ownership in my company starting at 5% and declining every week.."

This is incredible

Thanks buddy!

😂😂😂😂 wen deal

LOLLLLL THISBIS GOLD

Thanks amigo!

Need more deep breathing

Funny, but retarded

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BANGER

Unadulterated, high effort, major banger.

Well now that you mention the Epstein thing… I’ll take 100 shares

Still better than svetski

Ok this is hilarious.

@Saylor2point0 is this you? 🤔😂 $buttcoin

@saylor You won the internet Pio 😂

Might be your best work yet lmao 😭😂

banger 😂

Incredible

Great job, Pio! 👏

@saylor This is the best so far in 2026. Loved it 😂

LMAO the nike dunks line was hilarious

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What if $Jesus did?

I like seeing you in front of the camera again

Not gonna lie, MSTR and @saylor do look like a clown show. But there's a real strategy behind it. He just overpaid way too much for their bitcoin. He should've been buying most of the hoard during the 2020 Covid time. he would've got 5%-10% of the float. And now MSTR is in a death spiral, STRC cannot get back over 100. We're screwed until this reverses

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He is richer than all those combined.