If your friend pushes you into your crush 🤫

This can only work is both parties are white, he’s the jock and she’s the cheerleader, it’s a movie, this takes place in the 2000s, and yellow dude is tall af

Nah, that's stupid when he does it stay calm and then point to him and say he likes you then the girl says "I like you too want to date" and then this is the moment where you shit your pants then fall onto the floor and start having a stroke + mental breakdown

*falls over and breaks back, but then gets up* “Heh, didn’t notice you there. Thanks for breaking my back, man.” *limps to the doctor, with a smirk on the face, while the bystanders stand in ultimate surprise in the main protagonist’s attitude at school with the popular girl.*

Thank you for the alpha tips. I will gladly show my friend that I am not the guy he should mess with.

Nah, you just gotta lock in, tackle her through the wall, and say “my bad, I don’t know my own strength”.

Tried this and uhh..... I'm bout to go to jail now

is this tuff on youtube shorts

*pushes* OWIE Crush: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING PERV!? Me: *snaps head back to friend* +ENRAGED YOU INSIGNIFICANT FUCK

Just deplatform yourself man 🫩

Son

This shit wont fucking work

High school musical might be more realistic

ts sounds corny asf and son i’m crine

Tried this, I am now socially ostracized😔

I had no friend who ever pushed me into my crush.

9/10 this will not work

if you do this you will get raped

DO NOT DO TS💔😭✌️

how to get bullied 101

Start peeing on both of them to assert dominance

Fuck no dude

You haven’t received a dirty slap before right ?

I ain’t sayin that shit😭✌️

“Oh shi my bad” move on with ur day

Do you think id even be in this situation if i had that type of confidence

dont do ever do ts ur ass is getting flamed

won’t work if you’re the same height as her btw

what is this bullshit