Iffy about feet

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My culture is so unique. We appreciate cleanliness and don't like being pissed on

The two of you should take me to Paris, please!

Ummmm, your boyfriend LOVES feet, but since you're too busy pissing everywhere, he'll look for any excuse to keep his shoes & socks on.

Funny as hell… but I’m staring at those kick ass red pants

Thought you misspelled Ify’s name for a second 😂

Where’s the comedy? I’m still waiting to see a single funny gay comedian.

Further cements my theory Gianmarco is Matteo’s Warrio because he got the height, hair and straightness that Matteo would have had but Matteo got the Gayness that Gianmarco was destined to have.

@blaucomedy has been summoned!!! 🤭

Yall love each other suck on everything like what

The talll guy is hot The short guy is not

I don't have either of those kinks but why is that nasty f@ggot kink shaming people. He is the absolute worst and has never once been funny.

This was so much fun! Tangerine Trousers were fab

This stupid feet thing is why shit like diapers, farting and all this other shit is moving it’s way to mainstream and I hate it