Ike got the call ☎️

"hey it's mike elias"

@masnRoch Get ready for 6 years of being platooned and living in prospect purgatory.

“Oh fuck, I have to play in the minors 5 years and sit for utility players when I finally get called up” -Ike

Fire Mike Elias

Count your days Elias

As soon as he makes it into the league “We have made the following roster moves” “Placed C Ike Irish on 10-Day IL (Back Strain)” “Traded C Samuel Basallo to Yankees for Skittles Pack”

I get mad whenever I see this guy’s face

Yes another position that we already have 12 players in front of him! Fuck just draft pitchers EVERY FUCKING PICK SHOULD BE A PITCHER

We hate you @MElias - RESIGN.