Illinois vs Houston

Why is he such an odd-shaped and weird-moving lil human?

Why are you posting your own Ls

the fact that one of the biggest names in sports media seemingly never picked up a basketball is truly insane.

doesn’t get much more unathletic than this

Not a single athletic bone in any of those bodies #Sammich

Bro looks 4’11

This guy lectures me on sports??

I’m poor but at least I have my dignity

This is why I don’t give two fucks what yall say. You’ve never played the game and it shows. Jfc that’s pathetic

By far the worst form in history 😂.

You can almost get it to the basket with those pencil arms 💀💀 Most athletic jew 😂😂

White Chocolate Vibes

Is that really TF way he shoots a basketball. This disqualifies him from sports

Giving off little bro vibes.

Just hitting the rim qualifies him for the Jewish Sports Hall of Fame

Can we get a Dave vs Darren Rovell Decathalon? I’d watch every second of those athletes battling it out.

Look at that little girl trying to make it to the rim 🥺

This never gets old. Looks like he’s taking a dick up the ass every shot 😂

Seeiously the gayest shooting form ive ever seen. How does he show his face in public? Beyond embarassing.

After all those bricks, Hes gonna be hungry enough to do a pizza review

I love that height of sports media is a man who doesn't have an athletic bone in his body

love how 'Jortnoy thinks he's gonna finish with a flourish by taking the jacket off...

Illinois vs Houston is like watching an Iowa football game 🤮

You scored more points than the Houston Cougars tonight.

The worst shot in the history of basketball

Portnoy has to be the most unathletic dude whereever he goes….

POV when you invite a wall street manager to the games (They're so happy to have a life)

Houston plays like those high school football players that play basketball just to stay in shape

Least athletic thing I have ever seen!

You shoot like a bitch 😂

He shoots like he has a buttplug stuck in his ass