"I'm a crypto investor"

not true. crypto investors don't even have such a bicycle.

He probably has 10m in crypto

Weird way to tell everyone, you are broke

95% of crypto investors lose money, why? because they are greedy and dont take profits. When their target is $10 and it reaches $6 they still HODL thinking its gonna reach $10, it never does, they never sell and now the coin is .001 You will never be rich with the attitude and greed.

At least he has a bike.

I'm a crypto investor... aka unemployed

Crypto bros seeing this

Analysts Warn of Bitcoin’s Potential Drop to $47,000 Bitcoin's price hit a low of $62,800, dropping nearly 5% in a day.

Ehn, with this bicycle!

how do u afford that rarri if you never sell?

This is like saying "Im a fan duel investor"

Specifically XRP 😂🔥🔥🔥

Pre rich 🤑

Crypto investor will invest in $HENRY the cutest lil penguin in the world my fwen 🫶❤️🐧

all crypto investors in 2026 be like

Natl Banks are buying crypto to blow it up and get all the money back under their control.

Might as well just walk lol

At this rate by next week he'll lose the shirt off his back as well.😏

I buy coins and forget 😭

Probably been liquidated 😂

I guess crypto did 😭

Cool, now diversify & WAGMI. 🚀💎

It is what it is

LOL. Good one.

Crypto investor is the new name for BROKE. Is liquidation a joke to y’all?

Hilarious

Hahaha accurate

🤣🤣🤣🤣😹🤣🤣🤣🤣

Broo... I almost fell for it🤣

Lmao