I’m completely unimpressed with the fruit this world has to offer. What should I try next? Don’t say rapping more, acting more, or writing and directing more because those are a given and are happening concurrently as I eat, and are not new experiences for me and I need... to grow.show more

Terrible fruit selection to start

I can’t tell you how many people I’ve met who say, “I want to write a book, but I have no idea where to start”. Call me. Honestly, in 15 minutes you'll figure out you have absolutely everything you need to start, finish, and dominate it.

Volunteer at the veterans administration med center

Why can’t fruit be compared

Become the hero spokesperson for a Canadian Coffee Syrups brand that I own and collaborate with people that get you, to do something completely unexpected and fun? DM? Be our Valentine/Hero?

Dave- have you ever tried mangosteen? trippy little fruit that looks like a cross between garlic and an orange, but tastes like... i don't even know how to describe it, really..

@Mol_Bla

How did you miss oranges.

release an album

David , grow up Everyone enjoys fruit You aren’t 11 anymore

Peaches

David I’m a massive fan!

i'd watch you review steakhouses or whatever you like. i'd watch you review/critique things you already like. so far, watching you try things you don't like is boring

You should try to get top 64 in Street fighter 6 tournament. I can bet you never challenged yourself or experienced anything like that grind before

Attending a ping pong show. In Thai land. You’re welcome

Canned things. Just lots of canned things

Try gay stuff!!

Maybe eating fruits in season would help? Take a trip and eat mangoes off the tree. Go to the south of France for grape harvest. It’s not the fruits fault it’s been sitting in a truck losing its flavour for days.

Have you ever done a cold plunge and sauna session? If not that would be a good one.

Pomegranate is tasty, and it’s fun

I think you should try hunting. Serious with that

parasailing

Ayahuasca

small dick for president

Been 10 years since your last album, but glad to know you’ve tried fruit since

What I’ve noticed when eating new fruit is your never going to “like” it when you first eat it. It’s going to taste very odd, like nothing you’ve ever had before….. because it is, but if you keep eating it, you’ll eventually start to like it. I guarantee.

Bro took away my number 1 option how’s this fair

Become an expert at a random winter Olympic sport.

Go on tour again

Run for office.

Start a weed brand

Let's be real Dave. The only logical answer is pro wrestler

Try a kumquat

Make dickyfruit

Watermelon 🍉

Who starts with papaya? And papaya that resides in the US!?! Go to a tropical country like Costa Rica to try good fruit. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️