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leston.eth ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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"I saw mama riding you" diabolical ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

illiquid_icarus ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Some peace and quiet...."no we dont sell that" ๐Ÿ˜‚โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚โค๏ธ

@AtumeyiOfficial ๐Ÿ’ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
@AtumeyiOfficial ๐Ÿ’3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Oh I'm gonna beat that kitty baby... Dad burst laugh ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐ŸŒธ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
๐ŸŒธ3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

๐Ÿง’: Daddy, have I ever told you that I love your cooking? ๐Ÿ‘จ: No (while probably expecting a compliment) ๐Ÿง’: So whyโ€™d you keep cooking for me ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Danielkelvin ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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"I want peace and quiet..." Eeeh no we don't sell that๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ "Why do you have him as a husband?"๐Ÿ’€

crimepulsedaily ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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๐Ÿ‘ฉ why do you have him a dad? ๐Ÿง’ not my fault Bruh๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚

` ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
`3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Children can be very rude and direct too lol

Herbalist Henry Foundation ๐ŸŒด๐ŸŒฟ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Herbalist Henry Foundation ๐ŸŒด๐ŸŒฟ3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Why do you keep cooking? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Chekwube Osondu ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Did the hair say goodbye??๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Loba Loba ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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@orjikuramo Why do you have him as your husband ๐Ÿ’€

๐Ÿ•ธ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Dang I felt bad for the 3rd dad he looked so happy ๐Ÿ˜ญ

TheMemeFarm ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Daddy is the banana Dad: I guess

E A AKINTAYO ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Mommy riding you !!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I will disappear ๐Ÿซ 

Nonya Nobody ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Not the little boy questioning his mom about who she married ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚

Chinรฆmelแปฅ ๐• ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Chinรฆmelแปฅ ๐•3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

โ€œheโ€™s shaking the whole houseโ€ ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Bamba ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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This is the funniest piece I've watched this week ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Tom Peters ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Daddy is the banana is maybe the most accurate and funniest thing I've heard considering the value of a married man

Musty_phase ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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"Did i ever tell you that i love your cooking. So why do you keep cooking for me". ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

Berkeley โ€œurmumsundiesโ€ Maria ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Berkeley โ€œurmumsundiesโ€ Maria3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Son(looks at dad briefly then turns to mom: why do you have him as your husband ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ Mom: I have no idea๐Ÿค•, why do you have him as your dad๐Ÿคง Son: itโ€™s not my fault ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Mr Goodness ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Mr Goodness ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

The part where their child ask weather they have a cat got me

TITAN๐Ÿ‘ฃ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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I saw mama riding you, like thisโ€

ragnar ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Bro is gonna be pissed when he wakes up๐Ÿ˜‚,he looks awful

EASTERN srcs ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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โ€œHave I ever told you I love your cooking?โ€ Aww, No, whโ€ฆ. โ€œTHEN WHY DO YOU KEEP COOKING FOR ME?โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚ in 2026, there is zero excuse to be serving people garbage. Go read some recipe or watch a YouTube video

Sugu๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Why do you have him as a husband ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Bez ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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The funniest shii I've seen his week ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜†

Leonardo Mezu Lobato ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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The child that asked for the cooking is plain diabolical ๐Ÿคฃ

AngrBodA ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Oh my god ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ I love the shit that comes out of kids mouths!!

Son Of 3ve ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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โ€œYour hair is missingโ€ ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

Gbidi โ€ขEntire Concern ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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He is shaking the whole house ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ I want peace and quietness. We don't sell that here ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Why do you have him as a father, it is not my fault ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ Don't touch papa's phone ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Sierra ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ’• ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Sierra ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ’•3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Children will tell you how it is in their mind

๐Ÿฆ‰ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Having a toddler and trying to make another baby under the sssme roof must be an extreme sport. What the hell are these revelations ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

YunG ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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No we donโ€™t sell that No peace for the wicked

pricelessmodise ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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โ€œMama I am โ€œ Omg he warms my heart ๐Ÿฅนโค๏ธ

callmedรฉji ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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He said โ€œthen why you keep cooking for meโ€ ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Power Pink G0G0 ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Dads don't realize their sperms pay them back ๐Ÿคซ

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