I’m delighted to inform you that Kev has released another banger.

Based.

I’m turning forty this year. The idea of ever becoming a grownup is a scam.

Wow a hit tweet! if you don’t want to live in a police state watch this video.

Please donate to the Atlanta solidarity fund to help get our forest defenders out of jail and their domestic terror charge dropped.

This guy reminds me of a sleazy prosperity gospel preacher except unlike them he spits straight fire

I can't believe they made Saul from AMC's Better Call Saul starring Bob Odenkirk into a real person

Remembering one time I got pulled over late night in high school and got asked the “where are you going” question and I froze up and just stammered out “to try and get laid.”

I have heard "Do you know how fast you were going" "no" is not a great answer because you're supposed to know how fast you were going and saying "I wasn't speeding" if they know you were could get you in trouble for lying. Better to answer by asking "How fast *was* I going?"

Saying “I wasn’t speeding” in this context can’t be used against you but admitting you did can

woah his hands move so fast

He’s infinity snapping the bogus charges away