i'm financially ruined....

Bet your life savings on Jesus not returning, and if he does, you've already rid yourself of worldly possessions and are ready to enter God's kingdom. It's a win win.

Can you imagine getting rug-pulled by Jesus himself 😭😭

stay off polymarket for your own good big a

Bro is trying to get people to buy "yes" so he can cash out even bigger sum... We see through your deception Big A

u invested and are now pumping the stock WOW TYPICAL🙄

even if you do believe in the 2nd coming, wouldn't you bet no anyways? If he doesnt you win, if he does, civilization ends, at least according to Catholicism. I guess you lose on some Martin luther king type 2nd coming, where Jesus swings by just cuz. That'd be a crazy parlay tho

Peak

I better 20k let’s gooooo

Signs of a recession

Should have had faith my friend u-u (my plan is to quickly convert seconds before I die)