I'm fucking CRYING What the hell is this? 🥲 #TrumpFail #TrumpFlop #MilitaryParade #TrumpParade

Oh my god, stop making these soldiers participate in Trump's self-glorification. Appalling.

Absolutely pathetic

What’s he doing? They’ve already taken the oath. My god this is so cringeworthy 😬

He wants them to say his name instead of “The Constitution” SO BAD

“I will support and defend the constitution of the United States of America” while actively ignoring it and going against it LMFAO

A draft dodger swearing in soldiers......🤮🤢🤬

He’s pretty much reminding them that they’re under oath to go fight when it’s time . I’m scared that might be sooner than we thought 😔

He's gonna be so pissed at the reaction to his parade, I dread to think what he'll do next

Not one single instance during this parade did one single person show any sign of wanting to be there. Not once. Not anyone. Not even Trump. How embarrassing

Hang on. Hang the fuck on. There is no requirement to “follow the orders of the President of the US”. Is this AI fuckery? Or authoritarian shitweaseling?