I’m in shock

if bluehat doesn’t do this im not going

You should get a khaki jumpsuit

I would walk out. I am there to understand if your product makes sense in our org, not this. At blackhat I had a rep talking to me over drinks for 10 minutes using nothing but buzzwords. They finally said “you aren’t listening to me” I said “nope, maybe explain your product.”

😂

Raise interest rates again

Nothing beats the Qualcomm's keynote opening during CES 2013. Pure cringe:

Now you know what I expect for your next keynote. Obviously, we won't get the deck/lyrics ahead of time, but we trust you...

You can do a backflip right?

If this is a Canva conference keynote, I think it's all good. Gotta go the extra mile to get an audience to pay attention to you instead of their phones 😉