I'm in the Epstein files

The amount of people in the comments that think this is real proves that most people aren't actually intelligent enough to know what is or is not reality, they need someone to tell them😂

Dudes lying like a dirty cum rag in the corner of epstiens house.

Bro lost me here

No you do NOT have to do things that don’t “make sense.” You chose to work with a known pedophile! Are you fucking stupid!? You were working with him AFTER his first arrest! You fucking moron. And no it isn’t just a few emails! You fucking hung out with him and went to the island. You worked with him for 5+ years, ffs. Your business should be burned to the ground and doused gratuitously with holy water.

You should do another part where you share redacted emails between you and Epstein 😅

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Naaah bro.. a greasy pole is a greasy pole and you HAVENT GOT TO RIDE IT.. wtaf are you waffling on about. You literally put yourself in the position to make money over the protection of children. Let that sink in while you keep talking about greasy poles

Stop! You knew he was a pedophile and you chose to be with him! Get out of here! You’re disgusting

Is this parody? It simply can't be real

Never have connections with a pedophile,.you says you did it as it mistake and people has too sometimes, you know what happend, can see it in your eyes, you are scared..

Other people are escaping it. lol 😂 you’re squeezing yourself into it.

This is a parody yall don’t get in your emotions.. he’s literally showing us how some of these people will try to talk their way out of this shii

Let me be crystal clear. You knew in 2008 that Jeffrey Epstein was a convicted sexual predator and you continued to do business or whatever you think you were doing with him and so you are complicit. I hope you lose everything you sicko.

If you knew this, you should have fucking said something a long time ago. Then, this would have been believable. Your ex-wife probably knew this, hence the "ex" part.

Won't someone think of the shareholders!

Anyone who actually visited that island is questionable 🤨

Parody aside… I think every single person in those files should be forced to publish a video documenting their actions - if not, they should become pariahs. Kids come first. 🤔

Hilarious. But you do know that X is the place humour goes to die (check out some of the replies)

If you would do anything. Then you would’ve done what was right in the first place. Take some accountability. Your company and your investors in your shareholders are not going to be punished because of something that is someone else’s fault. They are going to suffer because of you. The days of acting like it’s someone else’s fault, well those days are over. You’re better off, taking some accountability and apologizing to your shareholders instead of sitting here and blaming it on some stupid emails from some dead guy. You make me sick, bro

Children were being eaten alive and people are making jokes like this ? Babies were being eaten and they’re making jokes about it . God have mercy on your souls .

Well now we need to talk to your ex wife. Because you’ve been and no doubt seen all while hanging around with Jeffery Epstein, holding on to his airplane wing.

People in the comments that dont understand that he is doing parody are the same people that believe all of the unverified anonymous tipoffs in the Epstein files 😂😂 Wild goose chase people, stick to finding out who the real predators are.

I’m not sure people are gonna believe that you were too drunk to remember one thing but perfectly remember the other thing and you just said you’d do anything to keep your company running none of those things make you sound like a trustworthy person. You should’ve had a editor.

People in the comment don't get the sarcasm 😏

Only really seen outta the corner of my eye but still took too long to realize this was a parody account. Phew

You’ve got some amazing talent my friend IT’S GOOD IT’S SATIRE OTHERWISE 👀

It's mind babbling how people are so slow in the comment section who haven't done any research but quick to judge someone this is "Damien Slash" real name Daniel Barker, a British comedian you lame ass people so quick to judge & knock someone down not knowing this is a skit

Ok? What's your point? You've had more than several years to say something. You could have said when he was arrested, after, when Ghislaine got arrested, when the other files released... But you waited until now... Why?

“Sometimes the greasy pole is a greasy snake and you just gotta ride it” Yall are really questioning whether or not this is parody? 🤦🏻‍♂️

😂

Dude doesn’t care about being in the files and his shady dealings, he cares about the money he will lose.

All I’m hearing is how concerned you are about yourself and your money.