I’m laughing so hard!🤣🤣🤣🤣

Just go to work Alex! 😹

So funny!!!!!🤣🤣🤣

@CreasonJana Alex is no longer the cashier at the toy store 🤣

Hysterical. I haven’t laughed like this for a long time!

@EricaRN4USA This manipulative fuck is brilliant

@luluHru 🤣😂🤣😂🤣damn! He had me apologizing!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂

And that’s why they can’t afford a down payment on a house…

LMAO 😂

Alex needs to find another job. That dude is a jerk.

I would have just ignored the first message.

Gen Z will do anything to not work 😂

X needs a laugh button.

😂😂😂

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I died laughing.. that was hysterical..great originality...

@RonColeman And if this doesn’t work! Diarrhea! Boss: see tomorrow!

"My name is James Talarico and my mom will ground me."

🤪😂😂😂

That won the internet today! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

That I was in the hospital with pneumonia! Fun fact: It wasn't a lie. I really was. I was out of work for three weeks.

@KellyKilljoyTN 🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is gold

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Alex on Saturday 🎱🤣💯

This was genuinely funny

Hilarious

@GigaBeers

THATS HILARIOUS !!!!

lol that’s hilarious!🤣😂

Brilliant 😂

That’s hilarious.

Back in the day of payphones I called into sick from work one night from a payphone at the event center that was across the street from my work. I wanted to see that concert that night and I had just got paid that day. It was brilliant!

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