I'm not gay but

If not gay, why gay shaped?. It’s confusing

you’re not gay but you’re a theatre kid

Saying "a slur of my own!" while doing a straggot pose >>>>>>>

yes it rubs me the wrong way that i’ll never rub you the right way

Watch my new comedy special Thief of Joy on YouTube

Too many people have lacked having a straight Italian theatre boy in their lives and it SHOWS

He’s just Italian but stuck in the United States

“Zesty” is the term 👐

Thank you for being our Zesty Bestie

Straggot is definitely going in the deck

Not gay but I can imagine this exact routine as an ice skating routine

2000s solved this, Metrosexual.

I would like a Gianmarco/Matteo Lane collab set please. The straight and gay sides of the same coin.

"hetero flamboyant"

The Fosse shirt is EVERYTHING.

This is the same kind of thing John Mulaney said where he was like “I was meant to be gay but someone forgot to flip that switch when making me.”

“Finally! A slur of my own!”

Your parents foreseeing this and deciding to name you Gianmarco>>>>

gay fan here, you don't need to touch me to make me laugh my a$s off, stay awesome Gianmarco

You are just amazing 🤣

They have a word: thespian

We used to just call them "metrosexuals" but I begrudgingly admit Straggot is pretty good.

Is Liza fucked an Adam Ellis LEADING character🥲💙

Our fav straightwink

These were the things I said before I realized I was trans... just saying 😇

Mind you, Gianmarco hadn’t realized that he’s in fact, just a fkin theater kid, they all get the gay baiting allegations when they’re not gay lol

was genuinely shaken when I heard you say you had a girlfriend in a podcast episode

Do you forget to take your ADHD meds before your sets?

How far down was “Straggot” on the list of potential names for this special?

If you're a cat, then it's orange one. Though You feel more like a weasel? Stoat? One of those hyperactive slinky sharp-teethed beings 🤭

In Brazil we differentiate between being simply straight and being a “hetero top” which is what j//oe r//ogan would be

it’s called being a theatre kid bb