I’m ready to step up and change Britain. This is how.

You missed an N out of cut.

I know you rely on the Tony Blair Institute to write your scripts but if you really think people have forgotten the mess they made of the UK last time they were in power and their constant lies, you are utterly deluded.

I genuinely think you will get more votes and backing if you tell me (and everyone) your favourite cheese.

Liar Starmer

Vote Labour get Tory

Change Britain for the worse and take us back to the dark ages

I don’t trust you

Perhaps you should start by changing your political advisers. They are doing a terrible job. Here's an idea. The British people would appreciate a statement that you condemn genocide without ifs and buts.

Remember when you scammed people with your 10 Pledges, hilarious wasn't it?