🚨 I’m really shaking bro.

Junior Seaus final hours must’ve looked like this

Did you just fucking call cableas cabelos?

This is what CTE looks like

Oh you’re like batshit insane, good to know

You guys are all turning into Schizos. No one would feel like this btw if we weren’t in an active conflict with Iran btw

Buying a shit ton of toilet paper during Covid energy

Brandon Fehoko thinks people will remember him as an NFL player. In reality he will go down as a social media troll. Crazy times indeed 😥

lol 😂 ppl just need clicks and views this bad

CTE is crazy bruh. I hope you're doing ok man.

Don’t worry bro. I’m Iranian and we’re gonna spare you!

Are you starting to bug out right now ?

Everyone calls you crazy.. until you’re right. Might not be tomorrow, but one day..

Can we ship you off to India or something, you’re annoying af

he had to find a way to make cabela’s more masculine lmfao

you really think the world is ending? Lmao

Buddy, just go get you a couple McRibs…everything’s gonna be okay

They lifted the flight ban 😂 😂

Just filled my truck and the backup vehicle also. 50 BHs went airborne in Alabama at 1430 today

Cabellos lmfao

Fat loser

It’s all good man. That much closer to the almighty Lord JESUS CHRIST’s return on the mount of olives!

CTE is crazy man

Don’t forget toilet paper big dog! 🤣

It is reminding me of that Netflix film.

Stay safe out there man 🙏🏼

Nice work, unfortunately the nationwide ground stop was just lifted. I should also inform you I’m texting this from my flight which is about to takeoff for Germany from Detroit - for reference, it’s 8:29 PM Eastern standard time.

This gonna be Breiden🤣

High blood pressure from obesity will do that

this shi is fucking hilarious

Stay put and enjoy the comforts of home. The highways will be packed with people playing a high-stakes game of "Where the hell am I going?" And remember, your gas tank can't come with you when you ditch the car.

I just had a Margarita.. what's happening?

You a weirdo for real

Hope you stocked up on toilet paper. Thanks for posting this, man. Really needed it today.