I’m sorry this has me CRYING

"You sure he's not just big boned?" 😂😂😂

Not him body shaming his dog 🥲

The big boned part 🤣😂

He was actually so concerned lol. “He looks like he’s about to explode… take him to the vet.”

😭😭😭 the final nail in the coffin;

ONE BAG A DAY

I done went to hell and back on this post😂😂😂😂😂😂

Him

I can’t stop laughing 🤣

It was “You sure he just not big boned?”that took me out! I know that man wish he could strangle her through the phone in that moment. 😭

Lol this is diabolical

The neck rolls alone probably had him crashing out! 😭

“how the fuck is he so fucking fat” had me losing it

Listen…When she said “You sure he’s not just big boned?” I HOLLERED WITH REAL TEARS, LOL. 💯

The “are you sure he’s not just big boned” took me out!😂🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣eating errthing. He said not his baby 🤣🤣🤣🤣

That big boned comment would’ve got her cussed smooth out

My dogs looked just like this when we got back from vacation. The kids thought they got 2 cups food twice a day. SHOULDA been 1 cup twice a day. What a shock! Left 2 sleek beauties and came home to 2 black Michelin Men :))

She really said you sure he’s not big bones 😂😂😂

You sure he’s not just big boned?

I really should not be laughing this much bc I would probably give myself a heart attack if someone did this to my doggos 🤪

AI fucking sucks

I have tears in my eyes omg. He said take him to the vet, damn it!😂😂😂😂😂

This why I prefer cats 😂🤣💀

“You sure he’s not just big boned?” 🤣

I will be saying "ops my bad" for days

The cat

I’m screaming!!!! Why would he say Kobe looks like a pig???? 🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂

Obie the Obese dachshund was real though (his new owner got him down to a normal weight).

The big boned comment took me out 😂😂

“This is why I prefer cats” 😭😂

Bookmarking so I can show my kids 😆

I know it isn't a healthy weight for dogs..but I like the chonkier version more 😅

Oh my god, this would make my brother so mad 😆 His dog will eat till there’s nothing left - and I have never been able to resist feeding him a little piece of steak or hotdog when I’m over. Every time I watch the dog when he’s gone I get the eye roll “I know I’m going to come back and he’s gonna be fat” (I mean maybe he gains A POUND when he’s w me for a week two, but it’s really exaggeration). I am so struggling not to send this to him now and wait until he’s out of town again to pull this one. 100% most believable prank I’ll ever be able to pull. This will be epic. Will follow-up with you guys!!

neurotypical humor I fear