Imagine being that easily impressed

people overthink wine...

"It's childproof" The kids:

Nothing impressive here.

That actually did impress me

When all the bells in their heads ringing when they see it happen, it makes an audible "BONG!"

Is common sense illegal here?

Is that.. is that.. is that a bong?

That is exactly way less than one glass. Better try that again sugar tits

That one hep-th broette stealing ideas from the cond-mat community and passing them off as original contributions to hep-th. Or mebbe the other way around idk. Lolololol.