imagine being visited by this large gentleman

He's minding his own business probably thinking of what he's going to make himself for dinner

he looks Very Polite

Me to him

Dog in the background is thinking "no way I'm fighting this thing. I'll get another human."

Ah lawd he comin

Wow he’s literally me

Good to see your new inventory control manager is ready to sort this out. Sorry to hear your having issues. I bought a sweater from you a while back and love it.

Well the dog would outrun the gator but not that owner

I would not be worried. Such a distinguished gentleman wouldn't possibly condone the violence and savage of your average western gator. By golly a spot of tea with him would be jolly

He is welcome to come by so I can tell him that he's a good and handsome boy