Imagine the microbiome report.

I bet it grips like a retard with a train and smells like hot beer on a penny.

Whats the @ I have to see sumn rq

Still has a thousand times more potential than any black woman.

Throw some blue shock in there and you’re all set

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The young Marine in me (yeah, he’s still in there) says he can fix her AND get BAH

You’d need a master’s in chemistry to get it leveled out

Shit i think this is at least a PhD level project

I could fix her

You know it do…

@elonmusk please take away this man’s account

Sorry bub, can't hear you

You’re secretly in love I can tell. Shame her only productive trait is wire wrapping gems and rocks.

By the comments, I can see who is and isn’t strong enough to compete in the Appalachian Dating Game.

her microbiome

Were in Appalachia do yoy think she's from?

'They don't wanna take their car....*semi-auto shots*....up the gravel...'

Is this the mountain momma that John Denver talks about??

This is that meth head from the ridge line across from me

US and Israel had to combine their bioweapon intelligence departments to get to the bottom of it

You could clean old pennies with her discharge

Na.....na man. Hell na.

ask me if i care

This bitch lives in Tarkov

I bet it grips tight

I bet it do be stanking

That’s literally how I was raised… so…

Boys…this will be the absolute best and, simultaneously, the most terrifying roller coaster ride of your life. Just hang on.

I like girls when they look slightly retarded like this

Anyone know the @? Strictly for scientific purposes.

She is still much cleaner than many a protestant atheist.

Now why did you have to go and bring that up again? I'd successfully forgotten that knowledge.

*opens report* Top 12%? wtf?