Imagine this being your job 😵

@TemooTitan Dude with the shades look so cringe bruh 😭😭😭

@TemooTitan I remember the grenade range. The way they had me hold it felt awkward and when I pulled the pin, a couple of my fingers raised. The range officer looked at me and said, “put your fingers back on the grenade dickhead”. I always thought of that of that when using a grenade.

@TemooTitan If you're a young fighting age male in the United States watching this, just know that you'll get a turn to throw very soon 😀

@TemooTitan Grenades really aren’t fun irl.

@TemooTitan 🤣😭💀

@TemooTitan That last guy fucked up bad lol

@TemooTitan Shits got soft. It’s not “sir” it’s drill sarent When we did Grenades in basic, some dudes fucked up throwing too early and our drills literally threw them against the wall horizontally. Then you’d leave the pit and do 8 count pushups until the iteration was over.

@TemooTitan They 1million reasons why I will never join the military and this is number one of them

@TemooTitan The first guy is gay af.. thanks for the boom Nancy.

@TemooTitan I remember doing this. Heart was beating so fast. But it wasn’t bad.

@TemooTitan Shaving profiles are out of control

@TemooTitan And then, there is that one grenade which didn't take 4 secs before it bl£w 💀

@TemooTitan Training to die. Training to increase your chances of dying. There’s no training in the world that can protect you from an enemy grenade. No training that can protect u from a bullet. Salute to all the soldiers risking their lives for us.

@TemooTitan Thousands of your tax dollars being wasted daily

@TemooTitan Especially when you get that uncoordinated dorky guy up there or a girl 🤣🤣 they have about a 50% chance to drop it or throw it straight down

@TemooTitan This is a great example of how the military routinely takes cool sounding tasks and makes them boring and soul crushingly repetitive. I fucking hated range qual days because of shit like this. I get it though. It’s a safety thing… but fuck…

@TemooTitan I would have fake pumped the throw and when I’m bent over said “tricked ya”

@TemooTitan Upped the odds doing this instead for my service 🤷🏼‍♂️

@TemooTitan Most vets have a grenade range story. Mine involves a female ROTC cadet who threw the grenade sideways instead of out onto the range. 😅

@TemooTitan I see why Nigerian Army usually say they’re stronger than these western soldiers in physical strength I hope our government can get all these crude oil funds to good use already Still hugging them like babies after the throw Come train in the Nigerian Army and see 😂

@TemooTitan I’d love every moment of it. Cigar in mouth let’s roll, pull and throw!

@TemooTitan grandfather said his grenade instructor had the shakes

@TemooTitan What's causing a double boom?

@TemooTitan That's why you don't want dumb dumbs in the military. They play with dangerous things.

@TemooTitan This brings back memories. The audio doesnt do the sound of grenades going off justice. Shakes your core being that close!

@TemooTitan What if they drop a one? Dude probably pick it up and throws it out? And I don't see any Safety trenches or whatever

@TemooTitan Why I’d be surprised how many people cannot throw a ball grenade or whatever so many people are uncoordinated useless pieces of shit

@TemooTitan This dude is fucked up. Not in the proper uniform. Needs to shave his face and he is wearing unapproved eye protection, he looks like a bag of dicks! Additionally grenades are not really impressive in real life. Hope this helps🫡

@TemooTitan I always threw it short, so I can feel it

@TemooTitan You don’t want throw one for the first time in combat If you drop it in the pit, get out of the pit one way or the other This is the last event of the range day, you have had 10 or more practice grenade’s, blues,

@TemooTitan I remeber our DI explicitly telling us that real life isnt Hollywood and if you try to pull the pin w your teeth hes not letting you go to dental 😅😅

@TemooTitan W shaving waiver

@TemooTitan I don’t know how I have access to this, but I don’t like it.

@TemooTitan ~ 6 secs before a grenade explodes from when it is thrown. What i learnt.

@TemooTitan It’s a blast. Ought to see the gas chamber when you get so accustomed to the effects of CS that you don’t even wear a pro mask anymore.