Imagine this security system? 😳

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Yeah, trying too hard here to be cool

"Welcome to the purge mother fucker!" would be more effective.

So you dim the lights and play country? You trying to cap them or struggle cuddle them?

I Would Have This Instead. MFers Would Sh$t Themselves Trying To Get Out.

Correct

Should have Alexa play "Let the bodies hit the floor" by Drowning Pool after

If you're basing your security system on Alexa, you are making a huge mistake. Same with Google Echo, or Ring. You need a system that does not require internet in order to function. You can DIY - with voice control even - but it is work.

I like it but I'd use this song instead

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