Imagine your kid did this…

Time to teach her how to hand sand and finish a wood table. Let this be a teaching moment. Good luck Kyle.

Just wait until she hits 13. You're in trouble, bro. (The table looks like hardwood, you might be able to sand it down and refinish it. If so, sounds like Evelyn is going to learn how to sand...)

In our Mexican culture, you would’ve said it once don’t scratch the table and that would’ve been enough.

Time to call the priest!

My 4 year old saw Home Alone for the first time the other night and is the first person I’ve ever heard of rooting for the wet bandits!

My kid, ?? Be the last time she would etch her name in something

This is going to be Dawson @TheGoodHair81 🤣

Maybe she is getting back at you for taking her toy safe.