🚨IMPORTANT COOKIE RELATED PSA🍪

ORDER HERE TO WIN ME MAJOR DAD POINTS:

We'll be sending SOMETHING for everyone who orders some cookies so make sure your email address is accurate. Probably some sort of very cute thank you message. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Having you as a dad is OP as hell

You had me at "needlessly compete"

What a hero, thank you Noel! I hope they are as delicious as the ones I have here!

I would like to help, but alas...

YOU ARE ABSOLVED MY FRIEND

I really do appreciate the Anti-europe graphic you've cooked up here.

It was hard to do one that wasn’t too BREXITy

Was just talking to my girlfriend a few nights ago about having not having bought some in a long time. Guess this is as good of an excuse as any.

I respect the pettiness.

No shipping to Europe 😢

CORRECT

This is the most hilarious mis-use of your online influence and I'm 100% in support of it. Hope your daughter wins that cute axolotl! ❤️🍪

The quantity of thin mints that would last me a full year would require me to purchase a storage unit.

I live in North America but don't see Canada as a shipping option... Am I going crazy?

Yea sorry it turns out it’s only US

Very compelling and adorable announcement. Since I'm not in North America (and quite poor), I'll be simply rooting for you. Much like many others, I assume.

I was honestly, legit, wondering yesterday which of my friends had kids selling cookies this year.

Url name is incredible 😂

My wife will ask why I didn't order more.

Had to check the calendar and make sure it didn’t just tick into April 1st!

You sonofabitch! Why didn’t I think of this! My daughter is selling them too! Good luck!

Y U NO UK

Not quite North America. If only I still lived at the Stewart, BC / Hyder, Alaska border.

Sad

ah man this is such a good idea

Need fuel for the hell diving. Thin mints and democracy!

This is so cool you are a awesome dad.

You win this round, thin mint man. Order made.

damn dude, I wish I could order some to help you out. good luck.

For a moment I thought this was going to be the announcement of a cookie clicker documentary. That still doesn’t seem like the worst idea.

Does the donate cookie option count for her goal? Wondering if it's a work around to this anti EU agenda 🤔