‼️ Important health warning incoming‼️ 😜

Remember if you see a goth in distress in the street, approach carefully, offer them an umbrella in a dark colour, check they have full block factor 50+ suncream and plenty of water.

Am I allowed to listen to The Mission instead of the Banshees?

Yes

Fab! Banshees are ace though. By complete happenstance, I'm listening to Spellbound right now 🖤

I usually leave a saucer of snakebite & black in a secluded shady place. They can be skittish around humans.

Perfect solution.

I only sent this as a joke, didn’t think you’d broadcast it, you’ve made my day xx

You know it,s Hot 🥵 when The Cat doesnt sit next to the fire 😊

It was so hot today I saw some local Goths were down to their purple layer

@kt4ut 🤣 My inner goth sympathises. Sending 10cc of Sisters of Mercy.

I've stashed my goth upside down in the very hot attic. But of course they're free to leave at will. (hope they didn't find the cold water tank)

How are you still rocking black and boots in this heat?!?! Hats off to you

An important message Dr.JR.

I'm going through a bit of a Sisters phase at the moment. Black Planet seems quite appropriate. Is it OK listening instead of the Banshees?

@frankcottrell_b My name is Aging Git and I totally endorse this message.

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Mine stays in her shaded room with fan, book drink.

Black linen for the win

Goths! What about the poor Vandals, or the Saracens? All Barbarians are created equal.

I let hem only out at night

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I wish I could tag my wife in this 😆 🤣 😂 But she's not on twitter

Good advice, certainly!

Thank goodness you were able to broadcast such an important warning. 👏

😂 our neighbours are goths!

I knew a goth woman once and she was really careful about exposing her skin to the sun to keep that 'white glow' but basically she had a perfect and young skin for a long time. But going to a festival taking a few days with her was a lot about sunshine prep.

Great advice

I'm pale blue. Today was challenging.

@scifiscarbs

A goth in the sun is like a polar bear in the desert. It simply goes against nature.

That’s funny - thank you for the enlightenment 🙂

Important. Listen up.

Vital advice.

I'm off to Dublin in a few hours to see The Cure on Friday, so it'll be goth heaven in the 25C heat expected...

Is it appropriate (& ethical) to throw a bucket of water over them? It would solve the hydration issue but may be a breach of local water saving bylaws 🤔

Thanks for the reminder 😃

Do you ever get to the Intrusion Goth nights at Oxford?