Impractical Heft | Bruno Moraes

Bruno is totally obsessed with becoming the most massive muscle balloon animal there is. He wants to be so impractically huge that the world has to conform to him and his giant, bloated, and hit body.

Even on his t-shirt. Amazing!

The colossal girth of those arms, the kilometer-width of the shoulders. This man is a walking orgasm-generator!

When it comes to arm size, the less practical the better

@SteveOwnsHams Widescreen

Holy shit. Those guns are SICK.

That’s how you should wish to look in a tee.

Obscenely hot

I love me a mass Monsta. However his sushi bill would aggravate, Bearcoach. It’ll be every tasting plate they offer. They’re like Golden Retrievers. I’m not treating this time.