In a sane world, this would have been the Olympic opening ceremony.

This would have been so awesome

If anybody could create a machine to take us to that alternative reality, it's you, sir.

How did we not get a single mime in the opening ceremony

Bro she was 16 years old that was actually kinda weird

She’s dressed too immodestly. This would have been considered indecent up until very recently.

She went on to have 5 kids

Alizeé is too much for a sane world kkkkkkkk

I like this one

Best we can do is a dude with a beard and fake boob's dressed like red light girl with clown makeup.