In case you thought Ted Cruz wasn’t bad enough…

It’s wild how unfunny Segura is. Tells mildly amusing stories and draws them out like a mom telling them but just adds gay noises to them.

How in God's name would people pay to see this

He a pedophile

They totally have him on video having underage sexual relations

This guy tells stories like Chunk from Goonies. Everything that falls out of his mouth is BS.

And I go, and he goes, and I go, and he goes, and I go, and he goes. Terrible writing

Bro made an entire good joke out of what Ted Cruz obviously knew was good joke material. Why is he acting like it's not funny? He clearly KNOWS it was funny. Smfh. I don't like Ted Cruz but Tom is an idiot for this.

Going to guess this did not happen

I’m sure those laughs are piped in! Him and Bert are the worst