in which i send a worm to Heaven

i realize now that was way more ominous than id intended

guys. when i play cRPGs i never pick evil dialogue options because i feel like an irredeemable prick when i'm mean to NPCs in a computer game i assure you i would not hurt a completely innocuous worm deliberately

I was in the "Robot is going to murder that earthworm because he knows earthworms (in Minnesota) are bad" camp. Killing earthworms is the good dialogue option!

i know but theyre here and my killing a few on the margin wont help :(

Y’know for years I’ve read your tweets in the BMO voice (cause of, you know, the profile pic) so this was akin to taking a brick to the head

thats not exactly my real voice if it makes you feel better

Voice reveal?

oh naw ive had a podcast for years

Oh shoot ok I thought you were murdering a worm for no reason

A generous god

God of Worms, deciding to make Eigen a worm saint

What did I expect? Much worse. Touché.

boddhisattva achievement unlocked

How do you make sure it doesn’t cook?

it's fairly composted at this point

"gardening is fascism" exhibit A

this what i say when my husband and son dump a bunch of pincher bugs into the chicken enclosure. delighted that this useful guy didn’t become chicken food!

That worm is going to start a contactee cult

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See also: (SFW, Wholesome, Existential Horror)

Compost pile looks a little dry there robot

yeah it does its not dry but man the video doesnt convey that well

All you cynics thought he wss chicken food

Heavenbanned

When all the gf’s finally turn into worms, eigenrobot will be ready

When she asks if I'd still love her if she were a worm

a true utilitarian would've sent two worms to heaven

We all hope that one day something with power beyond our comprehension will bless us with a perfect life. Whether through religion, politics or something else surely everyone has that hope. It's quite the experience to be that force every once in a while.

spiders go to the attic

What a changeup

The text of this tweet and the Joker-snuff-film-line-reading of "Most organisms tend to..struggle...." lmao Absolutely beautiful

Ngl· your voice sounds way more normal than I expected.

I wish I was a worm. Their only purpose is to eat.

That day, the worm became conscious. It stopped and started to think, what am i doing with my life? Mindlessly consuming and serving gods purpose? Maybe even created an army and told it's friends

Why you don't cut it in half so it has a friend

On a hook in a pond

Damn you sound exactly like some celebrity I’ve heard but I can’t recall who

>"You know, most organisms tend to struggle in their day-to-day lives. There are few things you can do in this world to truly change a life." >Feeds the worm to a chicken

happier than a pig in shit

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