Incredible acrobatic strength

I’m gonna try this with my pregnant husband.🥰

Never seen 69 like that, I’m going to the river now

Don't ever cheat, she'll bite your shit smooth off

This hurts my teeth

🫢

But why ?

It would have been a better show had they installed kazoos in the "tree" so they could play Smoke on the Water while hanging out.

All that effort just to make 8 pizza crusts?

A very different interpretation of 69

I don't think I would have helped them practice that move; I might end up a being eunuch 😆😁😊

It's either that or they are performing the kama sutra on plants.

😬

where can i buy one?

Did they say something bad about Xi on social media?

I wish they wouldn't do that 😫

Great dental plan?

This is what it’s like to live in China. Looks cool but they are breaking their citizens backs. Literally

Oh no, they didn't. How in the

ouch

Man, that's easy... Anyone can do that but can you do this?