inject it into my veins

Peter, you've lost the news!

It's a real mystery why the Green Party leader (who wasn't the candidate) did not feel that an interview with the Daily Telegraph would be a fruitful use of his time.

@0Calamity I dreamt of days like this

Stanley and everyone else at The Telegraph:

Were I the Telegraph, I’d be ashamed to publish that. Mind you, were I the Telegraph, it’s unlikely I’d publish most of the shit it does.

Hardly a one off, the tweed performing … errhur .. twonk.

the fact they don't realise this looks lke parody is absolutely insane

just shutting them down completely, delicious

He said 'Zackus Polanskus'? Yes, I mean, why wouldn't he be treated like a serious journalist?

@PhilipProudfoot This is a parody, it’s got to be, tell me this is a parody? He’s like the love child of Alan Partridge and Tim nice but dim!

@AnneMacRae4 Is this the best these cabbage brained hard-line tory/Neoliberals can do ? Audio-visual faeces ! We have nothing to fear from these clowns 🤡 Vote 💚 Green victories set for local elections.

@leith1076 I genuinely don't know if this is satire..

@PhilipProudfoot The Greens should make this their next party political broadcast. No-one who reads the Telegraph is ever going to vote Green. I hope they adopt the same attitude to the Mail, the Sun, the Express and the Times. They all sing from the same song sheet.

It's giving Partridge 😂

@PhilipProudfoot I thought stalking was illegal.

@dropoutnation Who is this twerp?

More of this. Notice he doesn't ask WHY he cant get an interview with him? What did he do to earn that ...silly question look at him and the arse rag newspaper he works for.

If only the Greens could just block the entire toxic mainstream that have been badmouthing and undermining their incredible win all fucking day. It's amusing that they've deliberately blocked the Telegraph as they're the absolute worst of a bad bunch.

This is so so funny and I’m not even a Green Just seeing people learn to go “No, you can fuck off” 😂😂😂👏👏👏

The Day Today lives on.

They slag him off for months, then expect an interview fvck right off

Nothing hurts like a broken heart. Bless him.

@AndrewTrendell not you scooping the Telegraph son

The only way this could be funnier is if he actually wore the bow tie. Good for Zack.

@AccidentalP

Diddums. Poor Timmy.

lol

f*ckin with all the right people.

Is it a parody or real?? I don’t know anymore 😂😂🤣

he was right - you are niether fair nor objective. What is in it for him.

@EvanCull I bet he asks his wife’s boyfriend for permission to shag her

The Telegraph🤮is a newspaper(?) I would avoid like the plague. It’s a far right organ of the wealthy elite who are generally corrupt, greedy and have no compassion or concern for anyone but themselves. Maybe once supported the Tories but now more likely the far right Reform.🤮

@ZackPolanski How is this real? Like Brass Eye '26 Edition.

@ZackPolanski I wonder why? 🤢🤡