*insert a joke about a 3-day Special Operation*

It's hard to come up with a joke when the punchline can be observed from space😂

Why did the Russian 3-day Special Operation bring a calendar? Because they wanted to track how many months fit into 72 hours!

Putin is on the phone, it’s not a pager 😆

Putin claims if that was a western weapon nuclear war would start but he’s absolutely fine with Ukrainian weapons doing it 😂

I think this local official put it best.

This fire will last longer than the 3 day SMO for sure.

Lavrov: “Of course we were optimistic about our schedule for the 3 day special military operation. But to avoid any misunderstanding about Russian timeline I will clarify that Russia has switched to the Venutian calendar since February 2020 so we are only delayed by some 20 hours. “