Inside NINE minutes Alexander Isak has two goals! ⚡️

What the fuck is the keeper doing coming out so far off his line?

Can we give Newcastle more money??

Keeper is shockingly bad. Should have saved both those shots.

ISAK IS COOKING 🔥 Two in nine minutes, absolute menace

Would rather have foreign commentary than listen to @chris_sutton73. We’re paying extortionate prices and you give us him? At least when he commentated in Scotland nobody actually watched it.

If he stays fit he’s scoring a guaranteed 25 league goals

@IpswichTown what is up with your keeper? He looks like a comedian in goal.

Two keeper blunders, both hit straight at him.

Is the guy Greaves a competition winner ? Good grief how poor is he 🤦‍♂️

Ipswich goalkeeper in no man’s land

Two against Ipswich. Wake me up when it happens against someone who can actually defend.

Newcastle sold their only proper finisher and he's already got two before the tenth minute. That board never learn.

That's awesome 👍

Why the fuck is Chris Sutton on comms? Jesus Christ Sky.

GK clearly feeling sorry for the guy

Brilliant vision and pass by Gakpo!

Keeper man!

That GK wants slapping

Who's that keeper??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@JohnOB1977

What a start!

Goalkeeper’s positioning is interesting here. Very interesting.

Handed both of them by the keeper

Keeper is shit 🤣

Is Iraola ball rolling finally??

Isak's 2nd goal was a worldie! ⚡️🔥

Tell your commentators that Chelsea have had three £100m players on the pitch at the same time before

Hope an Ipswich player puts him out for months the dirty rat cunt

Alexander IsBACK

Goalkeeper decides to have a world class game 6days ago against United but today he doesn’t know he a goalkeeper 😂😂😂

Proper striker’s goal