Instant analysis of Australian coffee.

Quarter percent Italian and you just called it a what sandwich? It’s not a porch. It’s pronounced pork-etta. At least you raw dogged the macchiato.

Thanks, Al Dente.

For real tho…the porchettas rock. They sell porchetta sandwiches at some SF farmers markets.

Why do you guys call milk cream?

I don’t know.

If you don’t review the royal hotel in Richmond after the game on Friday I will be disappointed Grant, cheers.

Brunch is Melbourne’s spirit animal

Forget about football & just become a full time foodie Also Sydney is far superior to Melbourne

Can we adopt Grant during the NFL off season? Need him during the footy season

Melbourne coffee is the best anywhere in Australia. 🇦🇺 maybe something in the Melbourne water.😘😘

If you’re a wine guy, Victoria has some of the best wine in the world. Look for a cool climate (Yarra valley), pinot, Cabernet or Chardonnay. Whatever your flavour is.

“this is brunch for me, I don’t even know if people do brunch in Melbourne…” 🥹

“Por-chetta”?

@CraigNorenbergs Little secret, there’s nothing special about the coffee in Melbourne. It’s just the same as everywhere else.

“you know how i feel about that creamy goodness” 💀💀💀

Saying you’re 1/4 Italian then calling porch-etta is gold

You picked a great sandwich - and that expression at 2:36😁

Sounds like a Lamborghini drove past for the full Italian experience.

@CorruptNSW I still can’t believe that you ordered a burrito from a fast food place. Melb is renowned for its cafes and restaurants Italian especially. Pls don’t do reviews of cheap and nasty fast food do the proper cafe and Melbourne market food scene

Sounded like you got a bit of Melbourne's car culture as well 👍

fitting right in mate!

Great choice on the coffee, my go to is a double. Don't stir the foam into it though, it's there to help capture & release coffee aromas as you drink 👍🏼

As a Queenslander who lives near Sydney, you have really gone to the capital of food and coffee, Melbourne. Except it is called "Lie-gone" street. You're welcome

It’s obvious you’ve never visited Italy. For someone who’s a quarter Italian (and there’s daily 12 hour flights from SFO to FCO), that’s very sad, e da pazzi! Btw it takes us Aussies almost 24 hours to travel from Melbourne to Rome?!

Short mac is the king of coffees but someone is going to tell you to order a Magic

If you watch highly trained Aussie baristas you'll see they hit the pour as soon as the group head goes into the machine. That's why no bitterness. The burning, smooth oil...

Enjoyable video Grant. Hope you're having a great time here. Bring some Aussie culture back home when you return ❤️

Best coffee is in Melbourne ❤️

Grant, when in Melbourne you must order a Magic coffee. It’s the home of the Magic

Now you're talking. Melbourne has an incredible coffee culture

Get a piccolo next time. Trust me I think that’s the coffee you will appreciate.

Something they won’t tell you but Sydney coffee is better than Melbourne Everyone knows it here but we let them believe it because the truth would crush them

@TourismAus pay the man

Hope you went over the road to Brunettis for something sweet & another excellent coffee

Nailed the lunch order

@ashaireonna These videos are the highlight of the 49ers Melbourne experience being documented by any content creator. I’ve never liked you more, Grant. Keep it coming!

Also your face after that first bite of sandwich was delightful

Nevermind the macchiato, clock the Lambo redlining a 40 kmh zone! 😳