Introducing friend.

>jewish founder >san francisco based, heart of the globalist tech machine >always listening ai pendant >call it 'friend' >your data is "end-to-end encrypted" (we know how that ends) >globalist playbook page by page >groom you to accept their worldview with every conversation

Not this shit again

Let me guess, founders based in San Francisco?

Finally young people can get the help they need to realize they are gay. this has been desperately needed

this feels like a Black Mirror episode

What kind of jewish black mirror shit is this

nice. now unintroduce it

Gotta pay off that domain name

i'm so tired man

wild that my friend only has 296 followers

Ahh yes "introducing"

this must go crazy if you’re lonely

Same energy to me tbh

nah chef this ain’t it people who will use this will only have their problems amplified this is not going to help shit

I've got 12 of these. I need a team of fake people encouraging me. I wear them at all times.

Literally a black mirror episode

With friends like these who needs listening devices?

can we trade in our friend 1.0 for a 2.0 ?

*Taps the book*

AI is turning us schizophrenic

/goal Reinvent friend from first principles

Weird vibes ngl

just such a dystopian product with such dystopian use cases "talking to a necklace incapable of emotion about your emotions" is now a fucking moat. what are we doing.

Introducing? Didn’t you already try this and it was a spectacular failure?

Using this thing will clearly condition the White female user into horrible reproductive decisions, that destroy her bloodline, (and will leave her a single mother 97% of the time). A real friend would not exert that kind of influence on her.

People want cheaper groceries, not this

Fucking idiots..

black mirror vibes closer than we think my take - this type of product should be banned and pulled from the market just go outside touch some grass

What in the holy cringe is this shit?

Who the fuck are all these people? No one in the world is actually like this

Sarah Connor rolling over in her jail cell rn

How many times we gotta tell these people that this will do more harm than good!!