Introducing our new educational series: What is an ETF?

That’s nice. How much for a pair of your gym socks?

an ETF is just a float with a prospectus. basket of names, single ticker, institutional supply sitting on top of whatever's underneath. scanner sees the wrapper. it's still shares.

so informational!!

There was a time when clowns were only at fairs and birthday parties. Now we have to do those lashes that make my eyes feel assaulted every day of our lives.

Everybody's in the basket, chico. Same entry. Same exit. ETF is the crowd disguised as a ticker. I don't live in the basket. I live where the basket can't follow.