Introducing our next chapter💐💘 Ever wanted to learn more about the muck in Muckingham? Does Dust want to settle down? Is Grime clingy? Can you ever get over Stain? Well, now you’ll get all the answers! Date the Dirt – Coming soon✨

I'm going to be completely normal about Dust I promise....😫😫😫

Here's a photo of Dust so you never have to miss him💜💦

I'm gonna get a frame 🤝

The perfect environment, in an elegant frame catching Dust🩶 Also, don't be shy. Press the button💦

unironically I will buy both games along with every dlc if you give me this as an actual game devs please

Can we get confirmed in an email?📧💦

I hope my proof of purchase is reviewed even if it took more than 20 minutes 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

unironically people are gonna want this now....

This is either April fools, or Powerwash sim saw "Date Everything" on steam and said "hold my washer"

lemme smooch

How about some platonic hand holding? We're nervous🫣

anything for you bby

💚🤝💙 = 💖❤️‍🔥💦

how do i pre-order?

You can pre-order here⤵️

@poncle_vampire How do I unpurchase Powerwash Simulator?

@poncle_vampire no take-backsies🫶

"Date the Dirt" what is this, my early relationship history?

oop...

I know it's just an April Fools but just saying, House Flipper is actually doing Heart Flipper. Don't underestimate how much your fans might want this, especially after Date Everything 😂❤️❤️

What have you DONE?! You fools. You're going to have to make this now.

PLEASE ACTUALLY DO THIS OMG

obviously this is a Joke and all, but i'd buy it if it were legit lol

how dare you make this an april fools joke

I know this is an April fools thing but for shits and giggles I would play this

Ok but like make this real ngl, would. Like a collab with @DateEverything

Would play the fuck out of this. Please team up with the @DateEverything team and make this happen 😭

Powerwash Sim x Date Everything collab?

@SpookyCatKevin 👀

@hnnnnnnnnnnmm DUDE.

I know this is April's fools, but I'd play it

April Fools day, ya gotta love it. 😅

I can't wait to get down, dirty, and wet for this game! I hate you.

i feel like i seen this April fools joke before. hey @PowerWashSim you need to get more creative with your aprils fools next year lol.

I would play this

LET THIS BE REAL PLEASE

Candy and Grime 🤤

I know this is just an April fools but I'd totally play this xD

You mean April fools? 🤣

Ok but I actually want this. GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT!!! 🙏🙏🙏

wait a minute.... It's actually great dating sim 😂

make it real

I hope this is an April fools joke...