Ireland prepping for disaster 😂

@ireland 🇮🇪 is cooked

I’m staggered it doesn’t give the traditional advice for an emergency which is to ‘go to Spain for three weeks, get a bit of sun, and it will be all over by the time you get back’.

‘If you’re the enemy this intelligence isnt for you, I hope you never own a bag’ 🤣

How much money did the survival book cost taxpayers?

I'm good!! Lots of bags 😉😆

The government will have a dollyed up invoice to the cost of" of this booklet probably €30 million / somewhat like the bike shelter..

They're really not as thorough as they were in the When the Wind Blows days. (Side note: this movie is like watching Winnie the Pooh and Piglet die a protracted death while keeping busy by reading and following a useless set of government instructions...so maybe keeping it brief is a mercy is what I'm saying... Maybe just say "odds are yer fecked, so just say your prayers and drink the rest of the good whiskey")

"follow me, i'm delicious" hits different when he talks about an emergency where you might run out of food.

Americans on the other hand prepare doomsday machines to go over any terrain and also prep to blow up/burn/shoot anything in their way in an emergency. Man I love being in America.

We've come a long way in 25 years. At least now you have something to burn to try keep yourself warm during the 'emergency '.

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Should I be laughing? I am laughing.

So they sent you a very small amount of cooking fuel!

You're 101% fuckin' GREAT! Totally love yer posts ya funny fella 😝😜😅🤣

Amazing 🤣😂

Who has prepared that? Who has printed it? Who has worded it? I want to know where that originates, and how do they get the information that we don't?

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😂😂😂😂bloody brilliant 👏👏👏

are they expecting another potato famine?

“Number 4 is just emergency numbers” The entire book is “just emergency numbers.”

Basically " if its ur first day on earth, heres what to do"

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@macabregm78 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Store you important documents so when we round you up to your designated zones we know where you belong

I think the king of the north needs your help Sam.

Where's the buy ammo and make sure your gun is oiled?

Why? What you planning?

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😹 this guy is funny

Gutted they didn't suggest :- Acquire a cross bow and at least 300 bolts Take all internal doors off and make a survival shelter under the stairs Get a chemical bog Get a pair of sun glasses

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😂😂😂 Know how to eat and own some sort of a bag... !!

Lol 😂 @LP4ever66 "If you're the enemy f off" 😂