is it really any wonder why *this* didn’t take off in the US?

i’m sorry his rapping makes Vanilla Ice look like MF DOOM

half the brits in the replies are going “what do you mean, robbie is an icon and this is pop perfection” and the other half are going “dumb americans don’t realize he made this sound like shit on purpose, it’s satire”

certified aluminum or sorry, “aluminium” 🙄

bro rock DJ is a fucking banger what u mean

When you realise this was made by an anthropomorphised monkey it's pretty incredible actually. Bet you feel silly now.

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You cut it off before the drop when he starts ripping his skin and flesh off!! Basically like posting the Mona Lisa and cropping out her smile.

Let’s not pretend this isn’t a banger and very of its time

The video cuts off right when the point gets made: he’s giving pieces of himself away to his audience until there is nothing left of him

am i supposed to think this guy is profound while he does his corny ass bars with dr seuss rhymes

Were you even alive in the year 2000?