Is Pete Fairbanks my hero?

"I'll give it 16 more minutes of sulk then go back on the bump and try and figure it out." Words to live by.

🇺🇸 One Nation, under Trump, Stronger THAN EVER. Are you Trump Tough? 💪Tough T's Here:

That’s Robert California

Planning out your emotions is some top tier efficiency

As soon as I found and posted that video I thought to myself "I cannot WAIT for Jimmy to see this"

the most Rays response ever “My xwOBA dictates I should feel this emotion for exactly 16 minutes. I don’t want to face it a third time through the order”

That last line is great lol

get this gem of a man out of tampa!

Channeling his inner Vince!

Pretty much Fairbanks with the rest of my fantasy team this week

I was late for work one day. Assistant manager came over asked me why? I said, "A series of mistakes beginning with leaving late and ending thinking the train would clear the crossing faster." She said, "Ok" and walked away. The truth can save you at times.