Isn't this really the only thing men want?

Bullseye!

This gotta be accurate for 90% of men

Do you support Trumps executive order banning men from participating in women's sports?

Correct!

And some of us women who were raised with boys and thought we were boys until we got boobs. Ya, us too!

Hahaha! Money post. Straight fiya dood! (In my best Stale Kracker voice).

This shit is so lame. Nobody who says this knows anything about maintaining a farm. Its like a fantasy of being a superhero.

Missed opportunity to close with “do you take gold bars?”

Real.

You would have liked Rhodesia.