Israeli Elections:

damn I forget how funny the onion can be.

who is ben gvir in this is he like mechahitler or something?

I'll assume he's Heinrich Himmler himself

@crabsterkirk Pretty much. He’s the national security advisor for Netanyahu & an extreme far right radical. He’s probably the most fucked up, nazi like person in politics I can think of- he’s in the group of Israelis that think all of Palestine, the Golan Heights, & the Sinai belong to Israel.

@Lukapsio Pretty sure the ideology he subscribes to (kahanism) has had the ISRAELI government classify it as an extremist group or something

oh my god

The onion has never been wrong on one of its jokes bro 😭

The Onion is one of the true few national treasures America has

US state governor elections in the south also

Parties in Israel:

just based on his wikipedia he seems more reasonable than bibi

We should NOT be basing our assumptions on his wikipedia page, let him actually govern

thanks genius

This is so unrealistic, American news outlets would never call them racist.

American elections too most of the time

the onion news network covering israeli elections is the most honest coverage theyll get all year

bro jews and nazis are two different things

This is hardly even parody at this point.

america if it was cool

Eizenkot is much more moderate than Netanyahu and he himself barely has a political agenda, he's just hellbent on keeping his seat because he's on trial in Israel for bribe etc. There are also much more extremist candidates e.g. Ben Gvir. Study up on Israeli politics a little

When are you guys gonna engrave in your thick skulls that this is not the point

@joeywreck countdown to 2046 midterms

it’s insane that somehow netenyahu is the most moderate

@GoodVibePolitik Diahhrea vs puke, who will win?

bruh you have no idea about anything holy shit

@elinachos Spot on: one terrorist replaced by another! Ouhooo!

Satan VS Satan but there's a separation of state and religion VS super mega ultra hitler (ben gvir)

Sadly accurate.

the onion network covering israeli elections is exactly the kind of coverage we actually need

Now do Palestinian elections

@joeywreck 😭👏

I wish

@TheGreeneBJ They want to take your money, these aren’t polls, they’re market manipulation by crypto bros

Come on guys now your making me root for Israel I don't wanna do that.

I wish

Why is this how i find out

@joeywreck 🙂👍